because once this is done, I’m totally blaming the interweb. The ink that I have decided upon.
On the outside of my right foot:
On the outside of my left foot:
Never give up
In this sort of font/look”
On the thumb side of my left pointer finger:
A green (yoda) light saber
Think of the opportunities to use this – every time I try to use the force to bring the tv remote closer to me; every time I point at my kids to get them to do something they will then ignore me asking them to do, and so on and so forth.
On the inside of my right wrist:
but maybe a wooden spoon instead of the tongs.
On the inside of my right wrist (not across my back!):
Bring that shit on.
I have no idea of the timeframe (or the cost!) but there you have it. A plan. This approaching 40 mid-life crisis is working a treat for me quite frankly.