Differences between me and my hairdresser

1. She has awesome tatts.
2. I do not. The idea of tattooing my body makes my neck itch and the rest of me kinda queasy.
3. She has one son with a wicked haircut which always looks perfect, thereby making him look uber-cool.
4. I have four sons who all sport #3 buzz cuts, thereby making them look like total delinquents.
3. I am going to Melbourne next weekend for a craft camp.
4. She is going to Melbourne in a couple of weeks time for Sexpo.

That really says it all.

And I totally luff her for it.