Today was stupidly hot.

So hot it made me all angry and anxious.

So hot I would just be sitting doing nothing and sweat would be running off my face, down my cleavage and over my stomach.

It was repulsive.

It was 41C – that’s something like 105.8F or something like that on that stupid scale.

And all I could think of all day was a) poor Chef, working breakfast, lunch AND dinner in 40+ weather and b) poor K, who lives on the Central Slopes and Plains where it must have been 50C in the freezer.

I have been daydreaming of moving to Canada all day.

Surely there is somewhere on the planet where it a summer high is 25-26C? SURELY.