Captain Cranky Pants

My GOODNESS I’m in a bad mood.
No idea why.
It’s like I’m premenstrual.
Ridiculous.
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I’m watching The Choir of Hard Knocks and its making me cry.
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Discovered tonight that Oscar wet the bed last night. Which I only found out about because I could smell wee in the lounge room – which was fermenting from his pyjamas which were on the floor, which is where the boys pyjamas always live when they’re not wearing them.
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  • killyweasel

    more priceless name suggestions from me on a previous post.

    i guess you are cranking because, mentally, you have alread left work and you don’t give a sh*t about getting stupid things finished by the end of the week, that some other no-good-nik has left up to you. bugger the lot of them – tell them to jam it and don’t come back. who needs them anyway!!

  • daysgoby

    Hate the smell of stale pee.

  • Jonathan

    I had a horrifying moment today when I sat down on an underground train, and could feel wetness… and thought “oh shit – has somebody sat here and wet themselves?”

    Luckily the logical answer (it had been raining outside) turned out to be the correct answer.

    Still… how do you get a seat THAT wet?