although that might have just been because I was schlepping the little fella across from daycare to the bus and then endured being WEDGED on the bus between a man who clearly thought his dick was so big he had to spread his legs as wide as possible, AND fart, because clearly he could blame it on the baby. Idiot. All mothers know intimately the smell of their baby’s bowel movements. And some woman with a barge-arse who spread her legs so wide she was obviously trying to air the chaffing from some stupid bushwalk she’d been on. And then walked home from the bus stop because I just couldn’t be bothered with the whole drama that would have followed my calling and asking if she’d mind picking me up.
Can you tell I’m just a bit tetchy today.