as I was typing – one handed and standing up jiggling a baby as baby was due a feed – a reply to a comment from Suse, I realised my toast was burning. So as I rushed and pulled it out, I threw the teatowel onto the stove, where it almost caught on fire as it landed close enough to the pan of water I had on to boil an egg to go on my toast. God I love my ability to multiskill with drama.