Ooh, that’s all right then…

with 5 comments

The previous post from Kim about AB leaving their kids alone with the barbeque running has inspired a curiously defensive response from the Professor and an email exchange between us that may make readers feel he has been poorly portrayed in my note to AB at the end of Kim’s post.

Or not.

The emails follow.

Me to Prof (and my dad)
Subject: Just thought you should know

that compared to AB’s effort last night, you both stack up pretty good in the Dad stakes. Read on…

Prof writes back
Subject: Re: Just thought you should know

A trip to the ‘shops’ sounds like I jumped in the car and drove to the
supermarket 20Km away. Is this called ‘journalistic colour’?

I write
Subject:Re: Re: Just thought you should know

Depends – maybe you have a fair point.

Five minutes down the road seems to me to be enough time for all three
kids to drown in a bucket, bleed to death on broken glass, choke on biscuits,
swallow rat poison, walk out under a car, strangle on the venetian
blinds cord or fall from the top garden bed headfirst into the brick paving –
but 20 minutes by car would probably have guaranteed it.

Prof writes
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Just thought you should know

Impossible as I had gaffer-taped them to the lounge.


Written by allconsuming

October 5th, 2005 at 12:12 pm

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