Our second tiff (but I totally get Brad’s arse bared, several times)

No, no, no.

I held my keyboard when you said nice things about that ghastly Australian of the Year try hard show, but if you couple that wrongly wrong favour with your wrongly wrong disfavour for Troy (taped it today, thank you pay tv), well, I’m real tired just now but the word coming to mind is WRONG!

This is so much worse than the peanut butter tiff.

On the one hand we have the lame-o, try hard, even John Howard could have a chuckle, cross-dressing for intellectuals of the Australian of the Year.

On the other hand we have Brad’s arse.

Savour those words, make ’em personal: on my other hand I have Brad’s arse.


I rest my case.