If you are this skinny:

(CREDIT: GARCIA / X17 – from my new obsession People.aol.com)

Why THE HELL would you where an old muumuu out of your mum’s closet? And dude – the tan bag, the white shoes, the dark belt. Sigh.

And frankly Ms Denise Rogers, soon to divorce Mr Charlie Sheen:

(Credit: X17 – again from people.aol.com)

To look like this FIVE weeks after giving birth is SO letting.the.side.down.