Buzz buzz buzz

This week on my REGULAR RADIO SPOT I decided to talk about bees.

Earlier this week more than 740 bee hives located in remote bushland locations were poisoned on the South Coast of New South Wales. The bee industry hey, who knew it was one of fierce competition and possible espionage. It’s always the quiet ones.

If you think that 1 hive houses 30-40,000 bees and produces around 100kg of honey a season, that’s more than 7 TONNES of honey that has been stripped of a company’s production – devastating.

BUT

It’s actually the death of the bees that is most worrying. Did you know bee populations around the world are in decline? Did you know that ONE in THREE mouthfuls of food consumed anywhere in the world is a directly attributable to bee pollination?

Declining bee populations is not just about honey becoming the saffron of spreads but a massive, MAHOOSIVE, issue for food production. We need bees to pollinate everything from our crops to the pastures livestock graze on.

In Australia bee hive numbers are half what they were 20 years ago.

So where are the bees going?

It appears bees are under the pump for a number of reasons – herbicides, pesticides, chemical pollutants, a mite called the Varroa mite and in Australia the arrival of the Asian Honey Bee.

According to Peter Mathieson from Nature’s Gold Honey,  the straw breaking the bee’s back is neonicotinoid (NEONICs) pesticides. I know, a big fancy word but what happens is companies like Mon Santo, Dow and Bayer are dipping seeds in this pesticide – the upshot of that is the chemical then becomes a part of the plant and what it produces. You’re modifying the DNA of the plant and well, that’s got to have an impact the whole way down the chain doesn’t it. That’s just common sense.

NEONICS are  made from Chlorinated Nicotine Compounds which work via the circulatory system of the plant so when ingested by insects (and bees) it  blocks nerve activity in the peripheral and central nervous systems of the insect. In bees the affect is accumulative and only takes minuscule amounts. So yeah, great at stopping insects decimating crops but taking out the beneficial as well. From an outsider’s point of view I would have thought agricultural biochemists would have worked this out years ago. Also file under “naive”.

So imagine this as a flow chart. The seeds get dipped (it can all be sprayed on), sown and grown. The bee collects the pollen, takes it back to the hive to store for a food source in winter and to feed baby bees. They all get sick and die. That’s IF they make it back to the hive. Many bees get disorientated by it and just buzz around aimlessly until they die.

In France and I understand other Eurpoean countries they have banned the use of this chemical and immediate stabilisation of declining bee numbers was noted, as was the growth in bee colonies over the following 12 months. In the US they won’t ban it because – hold on to your heads – it doesn’t kill the bee on the spot. #facepalm #headdesk

The other concerning thing about this pesticide is it has a half life of 25 years. Think about that – the residual in the soil, getting into the water table and water ways and so on. IN US. I mean, we then turn these crops into OUR food, eat the cows etc.

According to that report I linked to above in The Australian Beekeeper, apiarists in NSW’s central west (Dubbo) notice massive impact on their bee stocks (and therefore output) when they are used to pollinate fields of genetically modified canola. That article refers to a statistic that 85% of Australian agricultural crops are treated with NEONICs.

You know all those hairy armpitted hippies who tell you why GM crops are killing the world? I kind of get it now.

Alarming.

UPDATED: here’s an article I found on Reuters about it – France and Germany have already banned its use and yet we use it on 85% of our crops? Madness.

 

Now, I haven’t even talked about the mite and how Australia is the only country which doesn’t have it and the whole new industry of exporting queen bees to the US and Europe or the issues of a lack of biodiversity in plants for bees and so on OR the big issue of the arrival  of the Asian Honey Bee in Australia and what that means for bee populations. (They breed faster, is tougher and spreads quicker than European bees while their pollination is less reliable and unmanageable in terms of harvesting. It would cost the Australian government approximately $3million to eradicate it and protect the $20BILLION of food crops getting pollinated every year but they refuse to spend it, instead focusing on how to ‘contain’ it.)

But know this, bees are complex and cool.

So now go and make these moreish honey cakes

Honey Cakes
heaven in your mouth

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Onward!

 

 

Fat Runner: comfortable discomfort my arse

This week’s training was sold to us as a “surprise”. I’m not sure about you but when someone promises me a surprise I’m hoping it involves air travel, ideally a fancy hotel, jewellery and eating enough food and drinking so much champagne my head falls off.

A “surprise” at 6am on Queenscliff beach was, I begrudgingly acknowledged, not going to involve any of those things.

Instead we got to do a 3.5 or 5km run, as many push-ups as you could do without stopping, 8x1minute sessions of sit-ups and, AND a 3.5 or 5km run AGAIN!

They didn’t tell us about the second run part until the second run part.

I decided to give it a red hot go and do the 5km run, after all  that’s what I do at home and this was flat and I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO ASK ME TO DO IT AGAIN.

I ran the 5km from Queenscliff to Shelley Beach and back .

Queenscliff to Manly run
Death march

in bang on 30 minutes.

I did the rest.

And then  the last run? I did 1.5km. In hindsight I know I could have done the 3.5km and am annoyed I didn’t but hey, there’s always this week.

 

Onward!

 

Know your limits

The Twitter limits message
My definition of hell

 

Tonight Twitter told me I had reached my limit. Take a load off, wait a few hours, try again later.

SKEWZ ME?

Australia experienced its first ever The Voice Grand Final on Monday night.

I’d been limbering up my fingers for hours in preparation of the twitterfest that was going to ensue.

I was in fine form when suddenly people started saying I’d been on the twitter tv stream. I was too busy tweeting to actually watch the television.

Tweet on The Voice au
Just another feather

(Shout-out to Baby Mac for her technological prowess at getting the screen grab for me)

I must say I was a little disappointed they hadn’t run with the one in which I informed Keith that he could strum me whenever he wished. Curious.

After the weird post-Voice awkwardness, which Beth so aptly likened to when the lights go on at the Blue Light Disco and you realise who you’re kissing I shifted over to Q & A – that interminable show which has me yelling at the television and going to bed cranky – when that message up there appeared.

An intervention may be necessary.

 

Onward!

Morning Tea with the Prime Minister at Kirribilli House. I KNOW.

Morning Tea at Kirribilli House
Tea?

Today I met with the Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard for morning tea at Kirribilli House.

I did not drop or break the good china. I did not spill food down my front.

I spoke with her about why I blog, how online media offers far greater opportunity for conversations on complex topics rather than a three minute news story with a grab from two sides of the debate and no acknowledgement of the subtle nuances (yes I actually said that) that come with any big topic.

And I thanked her for bringing the disability sector to the front and centre of the stage. That it affects so many people and how important it was. Then I got that little quiver in my voice – you know the one – where you’re about to get teary. I do it ALL.THE.TIME. and it SHITS me.

Kim Palmer Berry meeting the Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard
World Leaders

 

I met Marieke Hardy and Clementine Ford – two ridiculously witty and irreverant women I was determined to win over with my own wit and charm. I was carrying the unfortunate handicap of having my hairdressing appointment this afternoon not yesterday so I had my M’Lynn brown football helmet hair on but they seemed to warm to me. Either that or they were engaging the smile & wave approach to the scary lady with the hipster frames.

 

And then I gave the PM a jar of my plum and cinnamon jam. I indicated that it was for her and Tim to have on their toast at brekkie at the Lodge and not for some staffer. There was much laughter.

A couple of hours later this happened:

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/JuliaGillard/statuses/213500981630078976″]
It’s OK to frame a tweet yeah?

 

ONWARD!

Food fads – focaccia anyone? Sun-dried tomato? Cupcake?

This morning I talked with Katya Quigley on ABC Mid North Coast. I know, the ABC really should put me on a retainer. But this morning we were not talking Fat Runner, we were talking food fads: the good the bad and the downright alarming.

A major burger chain is bringing out a sundae with bacon on top.

Let’s just leave that sentence hanging there in all its shame. I get the sweet and savoury thing with bacon – I have a definite weak spot for pancakes, bacon and maple syrup but come on, that sundae has “publicity stunt” stamped on every gram of fat in its soft serve abomination. So what, we pondered, were some other food fads that had us wringing our hands, looking at the plate and going why? WHY?

focaccia with semi dried tomatoes
* SNAP! Focaccia AND sun-dried tomatoes.
  1. Focaccia – I mean, some would argue it’s abuse was enough to drive LA and every starlet in the world to Atkins. But it was merely a launching pad to the Turkish bread, the ciabatta and one that is currently everywhere, the sourdough.
  2. Tomatoes – sun-dried, semi-dried, we can’t leave that poor fruit along. I actually bought some sun-dried tomatoes a few weeks back. Yep. Too soon.
  3. The friand. Now, a well made friand can be a delight, but the standard friand that was everywhere 10-15 years ago was a little bullet of dry marzipany badness. Glad to see the back of those badboys.
  4. Banana Bread. IT’S CAKE PEOPLE, CAKE! You’re eating buttered cake for breakfast and wondering why you’re fat. Stop.it.
  5. Cupcakes. Whipped butter icing on substandard cake. The end of this farce can not come soon enough as far as I’m concerned.
  6. Macarons. MasterChef and Adriano Zumbo have a lot to answer for.
  7. Rainbow cakes. Not clever. Just time consuming and of show pony class. Also? Not cool serving a kid a slice of cake as big as their head.
  8. Cake Pops. Make a cake, crumble it, smoosh it back together and stick it on a stick? JUST EAT THE CAKE PEOPLE.
  9. Pesto anything. I am a purist when it comes to such things. Pesto is pine nuts, garlic, basil, parmesan and olive oil. Once you’re adding cashews, capsicum, THAI flavours you’re dead to me. Move along.
  10. Foams, dusts and dirts. Seriously? We’re deconstructing our food to such a level it’s referencing where it came from? If I wanted bacon dirt I’d be eating the soil from the pigs cloven foot.

Enough already, just put the food on the plate, make it look nice, eat local and seasonal and put an end to this nonsense.

 

So what food fad do you recall? GO!

 

Onward.

 

* photo by Steve Brown for Taste.com.au