My original (and very much loved) Warby Parkers:
My new Warby Parkers (BB – they arrived!):
Chef said: Yeah. They look good.
Felix said: They look like nerd glasses. They suit you.
Grover: A-HA. YOU LOOK WEIRD.
Jasper: WHAT ARE THEY? They’re so BIG. Do they help you see better than the other ones because they’re bigger? They’re good. They’re so big.
Oscar: WHA? NEW GA GA? ON MAMA! WHY? WHEN? WHERE FROM? WHA? NEW GA GA? ON MAMA! WHY? WHEN? WHERE FROM? WHA? NEW GA GA? ON MAMA! WHY? WHEN? WHERE FROM? WHA? NEW GA GA? ON MAMA! WHY? WHEN? WHERE FROM?
Earlier in the year when all those things were going wrong with the left side of my body a friend said things going wrong wtih the left side of your body meant you were supressing your feminine side. Then Purple Cath on Twitter did a card for me and it was all about getting intouch with my feminine side. WTF people.
So now I’ve cut all my hair off and got androgynous glasses and I feel more feminine than I have in a long time. GO FIGURE!