So Chef and I were walking down the street to our (legend) accountant today.
A man drives out from an underground carpark in a souped^ up black Holden ute.
Chef says, ‘ but he’s sooooo coool.’
And I say, ‘well maybe, but it’s also to compensate for his outrageously small penis.’
And Chef says, without missing a beat, ‘yeah, because nothing says ‘big massive cock’ more than a 1993 Toyota Corolla*.’
* That’d be what Chef drives, sans hubcaps.
I’m still chuckling, hours later.
^ I did put this out to Twitter – is it souped up? suped up? zouped up? zuped up?