Do you remember several weeks ago I mentioned that my washing machine was making weird noises? I’d find the post for you but you know, that would take effort.
Do you remember last week when I told you I rang our cheap friendly washing machine repair man and he told me it was the bearings? And that as it was a front loader I should forget about it and buy a new one?
The do you remember how I found out the part that needs replacing costs all of $60-something so AS IF I was going to buy a whole new machine and GODDAMMIT I’ll fix it myself?
About that. . .
RIP my friend. Your service was as valued as it was necessary.
Those bearings which refused to budge after a week of WD40-ing, hammering and being sworn at can go fuck themselves though.