The Allconsuming Guide to Everything: 2

The Allconsuming Guide to Everything
A series in many parts

2. Keeping your kids clean
The best way to do this is to simply stop demanding they go and get in the bath or shower. The next step is to tell them it’s bedtime an hour earlier than you normally do and just sit back and see those babies volunteer for bathing in any form faster than they can scoff down a packet of chips. Of course this only works until a particular age at which they think water burns but hell, I’m all about making hay while the sun shines.