Some songs for you

Everybody knows (insert sibling’s name here) picks his nose
He rubs it in the dirt
And eats it for dessert
When he’s in the shower
He picks it for an hour
When he’s in bed
He picks his bum instead.

(insert sibling’s name) is a nut
He has a rubber butt
When he turns around
It goes putt putt.

Go try them out on some workmates, I’m sure they’ll see the humour.

No really.

Onward!