Get on to it will you

can someone find me a villa of some sort, preferably with some acreage that features rustic beamed ceilings, bare brick walls, a mix of stone floors and wooden floors, maybe some clean uncluttered white plaster walls juxtaposed with quirky wooden bookshelves holding many erudite tomes I shall never read, lots of wide open indoor space and the biggest fuck-off bath you can find?

kthxbai

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  • Paola

    Why can't you sleep?
    I will ask around for such a villa, OK?

  • blackbird

    If anyone has access, it's Paola.

    Meanwhile, can I find something in close proximity to me and visit?

  • tulpen

    "Fuck-off bath." That there is gold.

  • Leanne Scrapper

    …when this palace is found, can I come too?

  • sueeeus

    Go visit SUSE!!!!

  • Suse

    Ahem. Yes, I have rustic, ceiling beams, stone floors, mud brick walls and lots of books falling off bookshelves, and in a couple of weeks will have a slightly bigger than the current bucket but not quite a full sized fuck off bath, but let me tell you, rustic ain't what it's cracked up to be.

    Nonetheless I would be thrilled to have you visit.

    (Oh, I don't have wide open indoor space I'm afraid. I do have small rooms cluttered up with a large dog, lots of bunk beds, Lego, and boy children. You'll right at home, sadly).

  • Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo

    I have the fuck off bath. It is teh awesome. Water restrictions here mean that I have only been able to fill it 3 times in the 4 years we have been here though.

    The rest? I could only dream. I am living in a sea of white mofo tile that is the bane of my existence.

  • Kill

    I am long on ceiling beams, short on rustic, long on acreage but short on decent books.
    And I always say fuckoff when I get in my bath and my legs hang over the end from the knees down and my boobs and gut float to the high water mark – FUCKOFF and get me a new bath too!! But you're welcome to try it.