We’re about to embark on football boot shopping for one child.
Which naturally requires the attendance of the three others.
With both parents.
You want to know how long it took one child to try on three pairs of boots?
We got to the shops and the two littlest guys were asleep, so Chef took the big boys in.
I fell asleep listening to a delightful performance of Beethoven’s Fifth.
I adore Beethoven.
Anyway, after about half an hour Oscar comes back and goes into the park I’ve parked beside, siddles up to a dad and his kid and kicks the footy with them.
They finally return.
And the boots?
They’re black with a white stripe.