Puleese explain

Can someone please explain to my children that 5.28am is never a good time to wake up.
Particularly on a Saturday.
All of them were up by 6am.
As their punishment and my reward I’m taking them to SMH Growers Markets, which is such perfect fodder for Christian it makes me gag.

I’ll be back to show off my loot.
Which at the moment will be some saltbush lamb backstrap.