Annoying

I’ve developed this very annoying habit of using the phrase

‘and that’s what some people would call . . .’

When one of the children hurts themselves again
‘Ooh, that’s what some people would say is owy’

When we have a particularly stressful episode
‘Well, that’s what some people would call fucked’

Or if a big thunder storm rolls in
‘Some people would call that a storm’

When I cook another awesome dinner
‘ I believe that is what people would call delicious’

When another shitty thing happens in our lives
‘My, people would call that suckful’

When something rare and unique and good happens in our lives
‘Wow, people would call that fantastic’

It’s a rare skill but I am shitting myself to tears.