For one particular seven year old boy

The day is not complete without at least one session with the book Guinness World Records 2008.
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the Christmas countdown is checked almost hourly.
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everything is a competition.
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the favourite TV show is Spongebob Squarepants although Camp Orange is a very close second
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the favourite food is homemade pizzas
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the favourite dessert is chocohotpots
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the favourite colour is blue or red
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the favourite movie is Star Wars III
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the favourite book is anything by Andy Griffiths
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his best friend is Charlie
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the favourite sport is AFL
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he’ll be an AFL player when he grows up (and play for Carlton of course)
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the bigger the number, the faster it goes, the louder it is, the better.