Do you think it’s the jazz hands

or the facial expressions which register somewhere between surprise and shock which make so you think you can dance absolutely compelling?

Or perhaps its just wondering why that woman in the middle, the paula abdul in a fat suit, doesn’t take some of the tissue off her hips and build herself a top lip. Anything to lessen the blinding light coming off those toothy pegs.

Or perhaps the Cedric character (SPOILER: who wins it doesn’t he?) who seems to have no bones at all and really is Gumby.

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