Things occupying my mind and the moment

At what point is it that men decide grey shoes are a good idea?
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Sicilian green olives = h.e.a.v.e.n
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that broad-beamed woman? in the box pleated a-line skirt? Which mirror did she look in and not hear the universe screaming in unison Y.E.S. to “does my butt look big in this?”
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my gum really hurts. That lump, perhaps it’s an absyss? GOD it hurts. Wow, bonjela is great. But man, it still hurts. Maybe there’s a remnant of that bit of toasted pita that jammed down there the other day still in there. And now it’s infected. Great. My gum really hurts.
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why is it the nipples work so well now but not at any other time in my life?
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why does our cat flatly refuse to eat dry food that has been in its bowl for longer than oh, 12 hours??? Can a cat really tell its food is stale?
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sex would be really good right about now. Or now. Or now. Maybe soon? Whenever.
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my hand ache.
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I have a headache. Maybe sex will make it go away.
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My shoulder hurts.
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we really need to get Jasper some sandals.
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I really need some more maternity clothes.
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There’s a person in my world (not a family member) who is nervy and anxious, fearful and scared of the world, always sees the negative and always finds something to worry about rather than celebrate. I can’t imagine living my life like that 24/7, as when I do feel like that, I’m miserable. (As you have all bore witness to.)
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my gum hurts. A lot.
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Can John Howard be that disconnected from the population?
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we need a new car.
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Maybe we can have sex when Chef gets home.

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