Things occupying my mind and the moment

At what point is it that men decide grey shoes are a good idea?
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Sicilian green olives = h.e.a.v.e.n
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that broad-beamed woman? in the box pleated a-line skirt? Which mirror did she look in and not hear the universe screaming in unison Y.E.S. to “does my butt look big in this?”
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my gum really hurts. That lump, perhaps it’s an absyss? GOD it hurts. Wow, bonjela is great. But man, it still hurts. Maybe there’s a remnant of that bit of toasted pita that jammed down there the other day still in there. And now it’s infected. Great. My gum really hurts.
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why is it the nipples work so well now but not at any other time in my life?
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why does our cat flatly refuse to eat dry food that has been in its bowl for longer than oh, 12 hours??? Can a cat really tell its food is stale?
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sex would be really good right about now. Or now. Or now. Maybe soon? Whenever.
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my hand ache.
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I have a headache. Maybe sex will make it go away.
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My shoulder hurts.
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we really need to get Jasper some sandals.
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I really need some more maternity clothes.
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There’s a person in my world (not a family member) who is nervy and anxious, fearful and scared of the world, always sees the negative and always finds something to worry about rather than celebrate. I can’t imagine living my life like that 24/7, as when I do feel like that, I’m miserable. (As you have all bore witness to.)
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my gum hurts. A lot.
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Can John Howard be that disconnected from the population?
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we need a new car.
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Maybe we can have sex when Chef gets home.

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  • meggie

    Enjoyed your ‘stream of thought’ post Kim.

  • Em

    I hope you got that much needed action in the bedroom 🙂

  • Joke

    I hope items 7 & 8 are not related.

    -J.

  • Jenn

    I’m happy to know someone else’s brain works just like mine, from thought to thought with nary a thing to connect them.

  • Kim

    J – hilarious. I’m sure Chef hopes they are…

    Jenn – totally. Chef still marvels that my brain can go from world peace to really craving a lemon tart in one sweet second.

    em – Chef is very pleased to oblige.

  • sueeeus

    Even in your pain, you made me laugh.

  • Jonathan Beckett

    “At what point is it that men decide grey shoes are a good idea?”

    At exactly the same moment that women look at fur lined ankle boots with the zip up the side (and the tartan trolley), and think “hey, they look comfy”.

    The comment about nipples nearly made me spit my tea across the desk… lol

  • Surfing Free

    Lordy! Chef must be one happy man! 😉

    Yuck to the hurty gum … I hate going to the dentist therefore I hate anything that hurts or aches when it is inside my mouth. I hope yours is just the result of a lost piece of pitabread.

  • Angie

    I think by the end of my pregnancy my husband was glad for the six weeks after that he could rest and not perform. Hahahaha!

  • Joke

    And here I had been led to believe that pregnancy had quite the opposite effect.

    -J.