also known as YOU’RE DREAMIN’ SON
F: Well Santa’s going to bring me an Xbox 360 and a brand new television.
Me: OH REALLY? I thought you wanted a make-your-own-lightsaber set and a full-size skateboard?
F: No, he’s bringing me an Xbox 360 and a big screen tele.
Me: Oscar, what would you like to ask Santa for this year?
Oscar: (signs with sound effects) guns, swords and lightsabers
Chef: Yeah, because you can never have too many of those.