Ahhh childhood innocence

also known as YOU’RE DREAMIN’ SON

F: Well Santa’s going to bring me an Xbox 360 and a brand new television.
Me: OH REALLY? I thought you wanted a make-your-own-lightsaber set and a full-size skateboard?
F: No, he’s bringing me an Xbox 360 and a big screen tele.

Me: Oscar, what would you like to ask Santa for this year?
Oscar: (signs with sound effects) guns, swords and lightsabers
Chef: Yeah, because you can never have too many of those.

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  • Anonymous

    Do you know what I would give to be able to ask those questions and then to hear the priceless answers? You are one lucky woman!!!

  • Bec of the Ladies Lounge

    I blame literacy.

    I’m damn sure kids who can’t read don’t know there is so much stuff to ask for.

    And what’s more: illiterate kids can’t write Santa letters.