Day 9 – cold, then sunny and warm

although that might have just been because I was schlepping the little fella across from daycare to the bus and then endured being WEDGED on the bus between a man who clearly thought his dick was so big he had to spread his legs as wide as possible, AND fart, because clearly he could blame it on the baby. Idiot. All mothers know intimately the smell of their baby’s bowel movements. And some woman with a barge-arse who spread her legs so wide she was obviously trying to air the chaffing from some stupid bushwalk she’d been on. And then walked home from the bus stop because I just couldn’t be bothered with the whole drama that would have followed my calling and asking if she’d mind picking me up.

Can you tell I’m just a bit tetchy today.


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  • Suse

    Have another wine and re-read that car magazine darlin’.

  • Joke

    I love it when a post is littered with slang I can’t readily decipher.


  • Bec of the Ladies Lounge

    But how warm? And how cold? And was it officially sunny or merely ‘fine’. Where there cloudy patches or was it predominantly overcast?

    … I’ve come to rely upon it…

  • h&b

    I hate the ‘big ball’ syndrome.

    I wish mum was awake, she has a good but vulger term for it I can’t recall at the moment. Apparently she flew from the UK sitting next to this bloke …

  • Lazy cow

    We need to teach our sons to keep their legs closed 🙂

  • kookyknut

    I hate buses. hate them, hate them, hate them.

  • Muzbot

    LC: You can’t fight nature…