on the way to school today…

I heard:

PolicewoMAN: “Thank God the lift arrived. If I watched it go between levels 4 and 5 one more time and had my gun on me, I would have shot it.”
Other policewoman: “Why do you need to get your gun”
PolicewoMAN: “Because I’m got to go to headquarters”

here’s hoping there’s only a stairwell at HQ.