This post is dedicated to a lovely lady on a red couch

Hey, internets, guess what?

Someone did something really special for the Kimster and me.

We’re not going to tell you what it is.

But you’ll know it when you see it.

And Someone?

When you‘ve decided how you’d like my firstborn to dedicate her life’s services to you, just let me know and I’ll pop her on the next flight over.


(so excited I could squeal)