why Ellen is on so friggin late at night.

And why Madge is wearing that Menopausal Purple corset in her interview with Ellen. I don’t care how great that 40+ year old body is compared to my 33year old one but PUT SOME FREAKIN’ clothes on, ditch the flicks and just fucking get with the program of 2006.

I love Ellen. I wouldn’t turn for her, but she’s sort of goofy, looks comfortable in her own skin and is funny – what more can a woman strive for I ask you.

And Bec, I’ve commented on your confessions, but dude, you cut your own hair? Really? Wow. And I say that because you do a really good job. If I cut my own hair it would look like the boys had taken to it with a rusty hatchet in my sleep.