Laugh out loud

Most of you know that Amalah has God-like status for me and really, that is weird because she’s only on kid #1 and anyone only on kid #1 needs to just talk to the hand, spread those legs and get breeding before I have any time for them at all. (I found her via Snarky so she was pretty much tatooed to my soul by the time I realised she was with child and more than a fly-by-nighter snark)
Where was I? Oh yes,
Today she mentioned this site and I LOVE cross-stitch and I NEEDED to just laugh out loud.
What would be the likelihood of getting both of those in the one hit.
Pretty darn unlikely I say, so I’m rockin the subversive cross-stitch.