I think you know you’re seriously middle aged when
on gaining a clear view of a well-built 20 year old male’s backside
clad in trendily drooped cargo pants
with trendily raised Calvin Klein boxers sticking up above the waistband
your one and only desire
is to reach over
and hitch up his pants to cover his undies.
(Also to scathingly say ” That look is SO ’90s” but stopping for fear that he was still in primary school then…)
mtc
Bec