Feeling middle-aged because…. (Yes, Bec’s Back)

I think you know you’re seriously middle aged when

on gaining a clear view of a well-built 20 year old male’s backside

clad in trendily drooped cargo pants

with trendily raised Calvin Klein boxers sticking up above the waistband

your one and only desire

is to reach over

and hitch up his pants to cover his undies.


(Also to scathingly say ” That look is SO ’90s” but stopping for fear that he was still in primary school then…)

mtc
Bec