making me laugh out loud and realise just how beneficial it would be for everyone if I would remember to do those pelvic floor exercises

http://badnewshughes.blogspot.com/2005/10/diary-of-indignities-my-ass-is-worst.html

Now, for those who don’t think farting or pooing are the funniest material for a joke – ever – you won’t enjoy it, so please, nothing to see, move on to the post below with cute photos of the New Recruit. Otherwise, check it out.